Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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