Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
