Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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