Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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