But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize