I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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