problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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