Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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