I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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