ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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