We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
