: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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