idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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