Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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