I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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