I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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