Pappa wants mamma naked
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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