It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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