what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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