According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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