Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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