The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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