We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We talked him into tasing himself.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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