you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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