Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
