dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
