By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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