everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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