Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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