It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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