I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I touched a dick in church today
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
How naked do you want me to be?
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