Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
smell my finger.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
