if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
