I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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