no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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