I have demons in me.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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