brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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