Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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