I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Semen is not good for contacts.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
