They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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