No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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