her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Is it penis luge time yet?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
