It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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