i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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