let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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