He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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