Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You don't make any sense
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