ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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