I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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