I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
