You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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