So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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