Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
